Hotdogs and Mushrooms

Totally insane saying, usually spouted off by barely english speaking illiterates.

"Uh oh, time to get the Hotdogs and Mushrooms!"

by criley October 7, 2004

mushroom toe

When the head of a man's penis is clearly visible through his pants. The male equivalent of a camel toe.

Dude, you need some thicker shorts. I can totally see your mushroom toe.

by Tempered Taurus September 25, 2013

little mushroom

This is a sexual innuendo for reference to a man's erhmm member...in particular this refers to a rather downsized one at that.
Some people find as a reference to stoners or druggies, but in reality they aren't the smartest fucken cookie to think that...it is a new aged reference and is compliments of the innocent minded, dear friend...
Enjoy this new an innovated word

Aw he has such a little mushroom, poor guy, oh well what he lacks in character he makes up for in personality...

by D*Dcorruptedminddisturbed_soul December 11, 2017

mushroom hat

A hat that makes your head look like a dick.

Jules is hearing her Mushroom Hat. What a dickhead!

by TotallyNotMark April 12, 2021

mushroom cap

an asshole, dickhead

dude don't be such a mushroom cap

by exytsygns January 3, 2008

Mushroom Tip

When the tip of a man or shemale's penis looks like the tip of a mushroom

Me and my girl haven't seen each other in forever so I've been jacking off a lot. Last night she pulled down my pants and when she saw my dick she sang the Mario theme, it looked like a Mushroom Tip.

by ShittyTitty September 8, 2016

mushroom stamp

A variation of teabagging where the bagger first marinates his undercarriage in a viscous substance such as barbeque sauce or ketchup. The goal is to leave a mushroom shaped mark on the victim.

After a quick trip to the condiment counter you are all set to deliver a mushroom stamp

by [e-mail] November 24, 2006