Munch

That nigga a munch; MEANING HE EAT COOCHIE FOR LUNCH

You thought I was feeling you!? That nigga a MUNCH nigga a eatter he ate it for lunch!!

by anonymous September 5, 2022

Munch

When a male is corny and broke

Don’t fuck with him he’s a munch

This munch stole my Foodstamps

by doughzah September 8, 2022

Munch

Wyatt fits

You thought I was feeling you that guy is a munch

by Well all May 22, 2023

Munch

Munch abbreviation for the word munchkin.

“You thought I was feeling you?That ni**a a munch”

by Bigbackzee September 5, 2022

Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012

Micro Munching

The definition of "Micro Munching" is when a person or persons goes through their or someone else's kitchen and eats very small portions of several different food items.

His friend was mad because he was Micro Munching his way through everything in the kitchen.

by ImEther May 2, 2024

Face munch

The way someone kisses another with there mouths wide open, almost like they are eating each other's faces off an it is the most vile think to see

"Ahahahaha Dude look at those two over there, there proper face munching"

by Grayster August 2, 2015