Soak the Mormon

Bend the rules to get what you want in life with out the act of sin.

"Adam would soak the mormon by pretending to be ill before school"

by morman123Secretsexerx February 04, 2022

Overnight Mormon

When you and the girl both fall asleep while your penis is still inside of her.

See also:
Soaking

"We were both hammered, we had sex and then idk man we just fell asleep and I woke up still inside of her. I'm an overnight mormon!"

by asianhandiespecialist January 24, 2024

Mormon face

N. Someone who possess the face of a Mormon

N. Someone whose face is just too nice to not be a Mormon

That girl definitely has Mormon Face.

by Spec.Ed April 09, 2021

mormon shotgun

When a person shotguns any non-alcoholic beverage from a can. A regular shotgun is performed by poking a hole at the bottom of a beer can, opening the top, and then chugging from the hole you poked.

That party at BYU got pretty lit last night. They were doing mormon shotguns left and right, there were empty Red Bull cans with holes in them all over the place.

by DancemasterJ August 28, 2017

Mormon Rimjob

The act of licking the edge of the opening of another person’s nostril for the purpose of sexual gratification

“Man, Susannah and I totally made out last night”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah, she even gave me a Mormon rimjob.”
“Nice, brother.”

by TeaPartyMonster September 10, 2021

Mormon backdoor

When one has resided to oral sex until marriage with wandering digits.

I was enjoying Bambi’s exceptional oral skills, when suddenly I get the shock of a Mormon backdoor.

by MN Nut Guy March 19, 2023

Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.

Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.

by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016