A war moose is a very large woman. Like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose.
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The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.
A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".
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Get the The scrooched moose mug.A dirty moose, is normally a guy called Richard, who loves to sit his rear end on a unicorn horn, whilst an alpaca is urinating on his face like a fountain.
by madferret2584 May 16, 2020
Get the Dirty moose mug.An adjective used to describe a gamer who is trash at every game they play. They enjoy telling others how good they are compared to others at video games but get very upset when others reveal the truth and tell them they are bad. They also never go out of their house and enjoy eating fast food for every meal of the day.
Moosa: I am actually really good at League Of Legends!
Friend 1: Are you retarded? You're literally a syed-moose! You are bronze trash and should never touch another video game in your life!
Friend 1: Are you retarded? You're literally a syed-moose! You are bronze trash and should never touch another video game in your life!
by ChodeSoo February 25, 2018
Get the syed-moose mug.A tall person, often referred to as simply 'moose', but holds much more power than a normal moose. Is normally sarcastic, sassy, and antisocial. Rules all moose of the land.
Yo, watch out for that moose overlord!
My moose friend got sasses by a moose overlord.
That moose overlord is mean!
My moose friend got sasses by a moose overlord.
That moose overlord is mean!
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