mr moose

A word made by sml jeffy

Hey daddy it’s a mr moose

by Mr moose life May 17, 2018

The scrooched moose

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.

A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".

by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020

Dirty moose

A dirty moose, is normally a guy called Richard, who loves to sit his rear end on a unicorn horn, whilst an alpaca is urinating on his face like a fountain.

The neighbours are having a dirty moose party again tonight in bilton

by madferret2584 May 16, 2020

moose knuckle

guy version of camel toe

look at the moose knuckle on him 🤢

by emma chaplips November 3, 2019

Daddy Moose

Hits swamp donkeys in mlb the show. Refers to current second basemen for the Cincinnati Reds, Michael Moustakas. Meme created by @razziktv on tiktok

"IS THAT GONE? MOOSE, MOOSE."
"DADDY MOOSE, OMGGGGGG 😫😫😫"

by gaberod101308 February 3, 2023

Moose Knuckle

The act of inserting the penis all the way inside a womans vagina, during the point of climax while having sexual intercouse, so that the glans of the penis is "jammed" onto her cervix and then both partners ejaculate at the same time. This leads to the woman becoming overly obsessive about the man.

1. I moose knuckl'd my teacher last night and she passed me.
2. I want to moose knuckle his girlfriend.

by SilentJi43 September 8, 2019

Moose knuckle

It is like a camel toe but the woman has a fatter vagina than a woman with a camel toe

Damn her pussy is so fat its more like a moose knuckle instead of a camel toe

by Starr Hawn April 7, 2021