Straight pride month

This is a event that does not exist, straight people can’t understand that they don’t need a month because they will never be oppressed. August is august and it will never be your stupid little month!!!

“Straight Pride month isn’t a thing bro”
Sad the straight person with more than half a brain

by Laurie_myers July 21, 2022

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Throw short people month

During the month of November, you are allowed to throw any short person, as long as they are 5’4 or under.

Steve: Hey did you hear it’s Throw short people month?
Sally: Nope
Steve: You are 5’4 so I’m going to throw you

by azjented November 1, 2022

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The 3 month rule

The 3 month rule refers to the time period after which a girl can be judged on her looks for real. The problem is that girls often look much fitter when they are first seen, but after 3 months, if they are still regarded as fit, then the must be a fit girl.

"hey, have you seen the new girl? She's so fit man!"
"yeah she is, but remember the 3 month rule. Only time will tell!"

by kitch69750 November 2, 2011

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National Ligma Awareness Month

The entire month of October dedicated to people who have contracted Ligma

National Ligma Awareness Month is coming soon!

by NexusOryx09 October 1, 2021

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National Old Seats Month

“National Old Seats Month” is during the month of February. During this time, students in Mrs. Edmond’s math classes should legally be aloud to sit in their old seats.

Mrs. Edmonds doesn’t let us sit in our old seats, even though it’s National Old Seats Month!! >:(

by momma_of_4_XD February 7, 2020

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