The Moana Problem

The Moana Problem, first coined by Matthew Walsh circa 2024, is a theory that suggests that there is really no cure to Racism, especially with children.

Basically the theory goes: you have two white children who both watch Disney movies. One white child gravitates towards white princess. Picks out white princess dolls, watch Disney movies with white princess, etc. Which is bad. Then, on the other hand you have the other white child, whose favorite princess is Moana. However, that child wants to be Moana for Halloween, which proposes Cultural Appropriation, if she were to wear the Pacific-Islander Attire. So “no matter which way you go… you end up back in Racism”.

“This is similar to The Moana Problem,” said Paul, who’s on a journey to defeat racism.

by YourfavoriteConservative January 6, 2025

Good 2 Grow Moana

a fruit punch liquid that is made in good 2 grow

good 2 grow moana

by 23344445r455 September 30, 2023

hold the moan

Holding the moan is a variant of exhibitionism where you try as hard as possible not to get caught while having sex in risky public spaces

We hid in the library while we tried to hold the moan as the librarian restocked the shelves one isle over from us

by Sholynyk January 29, 2024

Mongolian Throat Moaning

a quote by Madam President about the disgusting sound that comes out of Maddox’s mouth every 5 seconds.

Person 1: What is that noise??

Person 2: Oh that's just Maddox, he's Mongolian Throat Moaning again.

Maddox: *mongolian throat moaning*

by Goofier October 5, 2025