girlfriend rule

the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.

"i love you most"

"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"

by volleygUrl333 December 5, 2016

Girlfriend Portion

A quantity of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway.

"I didn't want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so I just helped myself to a girlfriend portion."

by Shipwreck97 January 19, 2017

girlfriend-zoned

When your girl friend wishes to be married. But the partner refuses to ask her too marry him.

Person 1: how do i get Ben to ask me too marry me.
Person 2: idk. You have totally been girlfriend-zoned

by honky tonka got no donk May 11, 2018

Girlfriend Juice

a term used to refer to having a girlfriend or to refer to an attempt to acquire a female companion

oc J

P: Yo you trynna hangout l8r?
H: Sorry bro the boys are broke and im trynna get that girlfriend juice

by MegaSwagGuy September 3, 2018

girlfriend

if you have to look for it in urban dictionary, you don't have one.

No, really, assert yourself. Become your best self, and clean up a little bit. You got this king. Go get that girlfriend!

by anonxacct01 April 26, 2020

retail girlfriend

Someone who you have a transactional and friendly relationship with who you would love to date but probably never will.

Sam loved visiting the coffee shop not only for their delicious dark roast but the cute barrista, Lori, who seemed to genuinly be interested in his life. For now she was just a retail girlfriend.

by beebix123 December 2, 2013

The girlfriend phenomenon

The girlfriend phenomenon is the scientific name for when a male gets in some type of romantic relationship and becomes more attractive. The guy who may be a six when single becomes a nine when taken but if they become single again they will return to being a six. Men are hit on more when they have a girlfriend than when they are single. It is natures way of saying fuck you to all of the guys in the middle of the pack.

How come girls like james now?
Because he has a girlfriend, hes a victim of the girlfriend phenomenon.

by Aircrovs November 12, 2014