Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.
Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
by Jugh Hanus May 15, 2016

by anonymous March 18, 2023

When you’re scrolling through the comments (ie; Twitter, Facebook, etc...) and everyone is posting the dankest memes you’ve never seen before.
“Where did you find this stuff, i’m dying!”
“I found a meme mine in the comments section of a cat video earlier today.”
“I found a meme mine in the comments section of a cat video earlier today.”
by Garminarnar August 18, 2018

Arthur: Hey Camron! have you ever worked on AI?
Camron: Yes, I calculated 2 + 2 and got the answer 4. Isn't is AMAZING??
Arthur: Uh, my concepts of AI are very poor then.... lecture on AI for an hour.
Camron: Arthur is taking mine.
Camron: Yes, I calculated 2 + 2 and got the answer 4. Isn't is AMAZING??
Arthur: Uh, my concepts of AI are very poor then.... lecture on AI for an hour.
Camron: Arthur is taking mine.
by CaptRog3709 May 4, 2019

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

by Ada2m December 28, 2023
