Midnight Candy

The act in which you tell a 14 year old girl you want to have sex with her

"Damn she's only 14 but she's so hot I'm gonna midnight candy her"

by Cloppingpony6969 May 19, 2017

Midnight Horrors

One of the most best games on roblox, made by Captainspinxs. It is a killer survival game to cure your boredom! The worst map on there is Rick Dimension (that's what Deluxe Rayios says). There's emotes that you can save up for with your survivals. DOOR STUCK is the best one; what Rosie says. There's speed coils and more to survive the killers! The worst killer is Oniopra. The best one is A SPECIAL PRESENTATION! (The Wyoming Incident)

Aku: Have you played MH?
Rosie: Miners Haven?
Aku: NO! Midnight Horrors.
Rosie: No dude! Let's play it on ROBLOX.

by younotrrrh June 27, 2022

9 to midnight

Tucking your boner up into your waistband so it's not as obvious

After Jessica walked by, I totally had to go from 9 to midnight so people wouldn't think I had a banana in my pocket.

by musicfreak36 March 25, 2011

Midnight Red

America's boyband, aka the best boyband ever, consisting of 5 talented guys named Colton Rudloff, Joey Diggs Jr, Thomas Augusto, Eric Secharia and Anthony Ladao.

"Who are they?"

"They are Midnight Red! The greatest boyband ever!"

by I.V. December 11, 2013

Midwife

Slut that a gentleman bangs between wives.

You know that high class dude ain't gonna keep bangin' that stank ho forever. She's just a midwife.

by doktorj October 26, 2014

Midnight

Ex vocalist for the band Crimson Glory. Has the most powerfully emotional voice ever recorded along with a god-like octave range and delivery.

Midnight is the greatest singer to ever live.

by Dub July 2, 2005

midnight red

When you wake up in the middle of the night with your Period.
When you get your period in the middle of the night.

"I couldn't sleep"
"Why?"
"I had a midnight Red"

by InhaledLarry November 27, 2013