burn midnight oil

to stay up all night doing work. often homework.

i burned midnight oil last night but slept in coz i was too tired

by yo April 15, 2004

midnight suction cup

to be awakened at 2am with the anus of a young cat pressed against your cheek. this, unfortunatly, occurs while the cat is trying to sleep next to you in bed, but inadvertantly places it's anus against your face.

this week is gonna suck, i got a midnight suction cup again. i swear, i'm gonna get rid of that cat.

by garrie June 26, 2006

midnight dew drop

To fart on a someones pillow and give them pink eye.

Last night I gave him a midnight dew drop on his pillow and gave him pink eye.

by kfed34 April 18, 2010

Midnight Meat Train

When Cook, JJ, and Peter are all lined up elephant style in the dark. All three are to be naked. The member in the back will then shout out "All aboard!" and then thrust his genitals into the man's ass in front of him. This motion should set up a train reaction to where the second man in line has thrust his genitals into the front man's ass. The member in the front will begin to start making sounds much like a train.

"Dude, I could hear Cook, JJ, and Peter last night."
"Yea, they were pulling a midnight meat train."

by hodoggie March 5, 2008

Midnight Jazz Hunting

Looking for porn on the internet late at night, alone. Often done instead of doing something sociable

I'm not really in the mood to come out tonight, might stay in midnight jazz hunting instead

by DotBackSlash September 24, 2011

midnight vegetable painter

Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating

Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter

by TheWightDude June 16, 2017

Sketch level midnight

The highest degree of a sketchy situation.

" Lets jump off the roof"!
" Dude. That's sketch level midnight"

by NEGROHERO January 2, 2012