Usually a Portuguese man, he sits in his room all day doing activities such as jacking off and smoking pot . Michaels have no life and no friends. They do not know how to get a girl but when they actually do they mess it up by accidentally shoving them into boxes and throwing them off a bridge. They often have either A chode or no dick at all. They are very ugly.
by Reereeree December 29, 2013
Get the Michaelmug. by WRLD999 October 30, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. Basically the piglin love child of Ranboo and Tubbo on Dream SMP. He own a chicken and the chicken has another chicken (chicken-ception :D)
Headcanon: both Technoblade and Michael can speak piglin so they always talk in front of people on purpose to confuse them :D
Technoblade is the cool uncle, Tommyinnit is the chaotic uncle who acts like he hates Michael but clearly adore him very much, Philza is the chill, cool, swaggy grandpa, Ranboo is the more chill, doting father and Tubbo is the more chaotic doting father
Chat is the supportive neighbouring aunts and uncles
But we all love Michael :D
Headcanon: both Technoblade and Michael can speak piglin so they always talk in front of people on purpose to confuse them :D
Technoblade is the cool uncle, Tommyinnit is the chaotic uncle who acts like he hates Michael but clearly adore him very much, Philza is the chill, cool, swaggy grandpa, Ranboo is the more chill, doting father and Tubbo is the more chaotic doting father
Chat is the supportive neighbouring aunts and uncles
But we all love Michael :D
Ranboo and Tubbo: Hi Michael!
Michael: *turns to look at them*
Ranboo, Tubbo and chat: AWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH
Michael: exist
All of us: 💞Michael our beloved💞
Michael: *turns to look at them*
Ranboo, Tubbo and chat: AWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH
Michael: exist
All of us: 💞Michael our beloved💞
by Whats ur fav flowers from 1970 May 12, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Being punched unexpectedly after being greeted in a friendly manner by a ghetto black person name Michael.
by Dank Thrill October 15, 2015
Get the Michaeledmug. Michael can be introverted but once you’ve gained its trust you’ll become great friends. He is smart but he can doubt himself he’s really nice and sweet but doesn’t show it. He's mostly a really chill laid back guy. He has also probably never dated anyone and he thinks no one likes him but many people do!
by GlizzyGobbler2003 September 22, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. by mattnotgus October 7, 2019
Get the michaellingmug. 