Michael 

A guy who like to lick bums

"Don't be a Michael"

Michael by Lizardqueen91 March 13, 2017

Michael 

A Fat ass piece of shit that nobody likes, the only person that loves him is his mother .

Michael is an ass hole

Michael by Baby_face0527 November 15, 2017

Michael 

Extremely gay and won't admit it

Wow he is such a Michael

Michael by Human852 January 23, 2017

Michael 

A tiny twat that doesn't tell you anything

I wish Michael would tell me

Michael by Flatpackninja December 16, 2018

Michael 

I guy that got a small ass dick and masturbates often in his room

Michael is gonna grow up and be a school shooter

Michael by BigBoiGuedry March 3, 2019

Michael 

A faggot that likes to eat dick and likes to give blowjobs

Michael and his dad had a great time yesterday

Michael by Bruhdeeznuts123 June 15, 2015

Michael 

Kid who cries for no reason, essentially, a massive sook. See also Jordan

Michael totally cried today when I asked how he was.

Michael by aknfkaegfbsdjjkrehglhhhhhhhhma March 11, 2015