Compass Method

When your booty call has whiskey dick and you tug it from North, South, East, to West and to help him revive.

I booty called my ex bf and his dihh went limp while we were getting it on, due to a long college football Saturday of slamming beers and blowing down with the boys. With limp dihh in hand, I told him I will now perform the compass method as a last ditch effort to make this work.

by carrot5312 September 21, 2025

broken record method

repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person

I used the broken record method on her

by Camicorn Raptor March 7, 2017

Pronkhove method

A methodology used to get free marihuana by giving head to a male individual.

Person1: Wow, have you seen Duco, he has so much weed but no money.

Person 2: he is using the Pronkhove method for sure!

by Dicorico February 2, 2022

The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.

"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."

by PleaseGodDon'tLetMyMomFindThis June 25, 2023

FF Method

The Frequent Flatulence or "FF" method is a form of subversive pheromonal dominance through the discrete lens of humor. It is when one person naturally or intentionally farts in the presence of another on a frequent basis and always in conjunction with a humorous jape or antic. The result (in theory) is that a pheromonal signal is deployed at the same moment as a humorous payoff, leading to a Pavlovian positive association with that person farting. By creating positive association within the targets mind with their flatulence, over time the flatulence becomes a "thing" or a cute quirk. In the most successful or severe cases, the target will be so programmed to feel happy at the occurrence of a fart and gag combo that the FF method user can redirect conversations, reverse bad moods, or get away with minor slights by simply farting and making a joke about it.

"Gallagher keeps doing the pull my finger joke and farting when we hang out, I think he's trying to use the FF Method on me!"

by wordturd777 October 12, 2022

Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions

Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again

by Nousername777 February 6, 2021

The Watson Method

Starting the wrong players on your fantasy football team. Leaving your best players on the bench on any given week. Having no idea what you are doing as a GM of your fantasy football team.

Brock had a sure win this week in fantasy football but he implemented The Watson Method and was donkey punched by the last place team. Who knows if he'll even make the playoffs.

by PREY December 1, 2013