Mayonett

A condiment developed in the labs of Company XeuS™ which is chemically composed of 69% Mayonnaise, 30% pure Iraqi semen and 1% classified ingredients known as 'other stuff.' Made with love.

"Oh hey Echo, would you like some of this Mayonett? I made it myself. " Storm declared (with bloodshot eyes).
"Hell yeah man I love these stuff!" Echo replied enthusiastically.

by rtherickster December 4, 2025

c'mayonnaise

The act of c'mayonnaise is when one is alone and with only cooking materials and ejaculates into a jar of mayonnaise and put it back into his fridge. This can often be used to take away stress.

"Camaran went left the call because he needed to go and c'mayonnaise. He was getting really stressed."

by Booiou December 6, 2013

Party mayonnaise

Ejactulate

I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.

by Hithere! August 7, 2015

whipped mayonnaise

When a condom filled with semen is whipped across someones butt.

I totally whipped mayonnaise on her back last night.

by roamingsloth May 14, 2016

Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.

I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.

by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018

Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.

She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.

by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018

member mayonnaise

Member mayonnaise

I was so horny as soon as she touched it I was releasing my member mayonnaise.

by SoulPusher March 25, 2019