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The mushroom theory of management

An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.

1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.
The CEO of XYZ Corp is a big believer in the mushroom theory of management.
by Hot Licks July 21, 2020
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Discord Bot Manager Day

December the 11th is Discord Bot Manager Day.
On this date all Discord Bot Managers are allowed to permanent ban all people for the month so that they can have a nice nice and relaxed month of no spams in DM's about broken discord bots.
Man, Discord Bot Manager Day is in a few days and I cant wait to ban everyone for a month!
by DiscordBotManager December 9, 2020
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MCPrison's Management

The definition of bad management where the managers are full of simps, can't take advice, and fulfills every definition of bad management.
Player: Do you think Arkham has bad management?

Another player: Compared to MCPrison's Management, it more than fine.
by SuckItCree January 29, 2021
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bread_store_manager

the #1 dude you should be mutuals with
"Man, I really wana be mutuals with @bread_store_manager"
by conpacs February 18, 2021
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bandage and manage

when referring to s/h inflicting wounds on yourself and covering them up
by stumvi March 7, 2021
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Trucking Company Operations Manager

A fake title glorified dispatchers give themselves to feel important
Jimmy Hamlet is out Trucking Company Operations Manager... so you know what that really means
by Highrail Brian May 21, 2021
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