Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot, it opens a portal to the shadow realm and is never to be seen again, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 17, 2023

Fattie banger magnet

A person that attracts fat chicks then bangs them.

Shane attracts fatties and bangs them. Shane is a fattie banger magnet

by PA69guy January 20, 2018

classical studies magnet academy

Classical studies is a elementary/middle school. Located in bridgeport connecticut. There are two buildings, the main building and the annex. The annex is pre-k to 2nd grade and the main building is 3rd through 8th grade. The most chaos is at the main building. The principal isn’t the best at her job. They barely have any diversity in their staff. And if you go up to the third floor it ain’t pretty. 8th graders Talking about the most disgusting things such as, and i quote , “dropping the soap”. Half of the 8th grade are no longer virgins. Then we have 7th graders racing eachother down the hallway with pokémon cards. Not to forget the basketball teams are horrendous. There use to be a cheerleading team but because of low money it no longer exists. Last but not least the lunch is absolutely gross. Students have found hair,stables, and even dust in their lunch. This school is also known as CSMA

That place is such a classical studies magnet academy.
Ew that resturaunt taste like the food at classical studies magnet academy.

by Camill Restave January 9, 2019

Reverse Pussy Magnet

Reverse Pussy Magnet;

A guy who defends a girl (when the girl is clearly in the wrong) and the guy ends up getting rejected or when a guy chooses to be on the girls side and fails horribly and ends up getting humiliated (maybe even the girl humiliating/rejecting him).

Some Pretty Girl: THAT’S WHY THERES MORE THAN 2 GENDERS!!!!!!!
Guys: No there’s not you retard! Who raised you?
That One Guy: THERE IS MORE THAN 2 GENDERS GUYS!
Guys:.........you’re a reverse pussy magnet.......just stop..............
Some Pretty Girl:.......................

by Sazulux. March 8, 2021

girl group selfie magnet heads

\ ˈgər(-ə) \ ˈgrüp \ ˈmag-nət \ ˈheds.

attributive noun, plural.

The tilting and sticking together of heads whenever two or more girls pose for a group selfie.

The prevailing explanation among evolutionary biologists to account for spontaneous instances of girl group selfie magnet heads is that they are an expression of herd behavior, and are more specifically described by a sub-field of herd studies known as swarm theory.

by Joker2019Fan March 20, 2021

You practice your mannerisims into a wall

If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill

Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 7, 2021

My eyes are full of magnets

My eyes are full of magnets means the feeling in your eyes when you’re about to cry. Or the feeling that your eyes may get when you’re tired and they feel like they might water.

Example 1: “Whats wrong?” “Well my eyes are full of magnets.” “Oh why?” “Because I’m upset.”

Example 2: “My eyes are full of magnets.” “Why?” “Cause I’m tired.”

by Dollbabysweetasaplum May 22, 2019