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marijuana

A plant that mother nature blessed us with. It can be smoked out of a pipe, bong, or can be rolled into a joint. People make it out to be scary but you can't really get addicted to it unlike tobacco and alcohol and you smoke it to soothe stress and have a lil fun.
Person A: "Dude a just bought a bag of marijuana, wanna smoke some?"

Person B: "Shit yeah man lemme get a toke"
by Garden Beebo March 17, 2022
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Marijuana Joint

The term that somebody calls a “joint” when they don’t know that you don’t have to specify what is in the joint to get the point across.
Look, that guy is smoking a marijuana joint!
by ElChickenBoi March 15, 2023
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Marijuanagram

420 grams (g).
Denoted as mjg in the International System of Units (SI).
A single bong contains 1 mjg of marijuana.
You:Snoop Dogg smokes 420 grams of weed everyday.
Me: That’s a lot.
You: It’s 1 marijuanagram.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Marijuanagon

I see a marijuanagon as I smoke weed (marijuana) everyday.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Marijuanaminute

420 minutes.
7 hours.
The amount of time spent smoking marijuana (weed) on 420-day (April 20) and beyond.
I smoke weed for 420 minutes (a marijuanaminute) a day everyday and on 420 day.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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MARIJUANA

A very tasty drink. Usually used at parties, kinda like punch
E: hey dude want some marijuana
W: Ye sure what flavor
E: grape
W: alr cool
by LatinaMadonna October 14, 2023
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Magician’s Donut

The ability to make items disappear using your butthole.
The crowd wasn’t liking my tricks, so I showed them my magician’s donut.
by Saltburn January 20, 2024
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