Purple Mushroom 

when you slap your dick on a chicks face and it leaves a mark that turns purple and looks like a mushroom

I gave Suzie a purple mushroom, smacked it right across her face when she wasnt looking and now the outline of my dong is forming on her cheek

Purple Mushroom by donny iris January 27, 2005

blue mushroom 

see also mushroom bruise and mushroom tatoo. It is the mark on a woman(or man), after being whipped by an erect penis.

did you see the mark on her face?, that must've been a blue mushroom

blue mushroom by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 12, 2005

purple mushroom bruise 

The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).

I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.

purple mushroom bruise by Flantari September 30, 2006

Pink Mushroom Tattoo

The mark left after being cock slapped, leaving the image of a mushroom.

"I gave that girl a Pink Mushroom Tattoo."

Pink Mushroom Tattoo by BrainFreeze193 July 18, 2009

Split Mushroom 

The act of having anal sex with a female whilst frying up a mushroom surprise on her back without her noticing.

Man: "Mmmmmm, fuck yeah, oh yeah.."
Woman: "Omg! Don't stop, Brucey! Mmm, fuck my bad ass!"
Man: -Fries up a mushroom surprise-
Woman: "W-What's that noise, Brucey?"
Man: "SHUT UP."

He cooked up a split mushroom.. dastardly bastard.

Split Mushroom by SOONEIYT January 26, 2006

Company Mushroom

Someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. This person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.

Jim: Lately I've been the company mushroom.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.

Company Mushroom by Zero-K April 28, 2006

stringy mushroom 

The stringy mushroom is when some bitch (or dude if you swing that way) sneezes on your dick wile giving a blow job, and when she pulls away snot hangs off of the dick like gooey strings hanging off of a mushroom.

"dude, some bitch gave me the stringy mushroom, so i donkey punched her."

stringy mushroom by TheDarkShade December 18, 2012