Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?

1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."

by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016

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The scrooched moose

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.

A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".

by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020

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war moose

A war moose is a very large woman. Like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose.

Damn, she's huge! That's war moose status, bub.

by Beardlongandprosper12 February 6, 2017

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Dirty moose

A dirty moose, is normally a guy called Richard, who loves to sit his rear end on a unicorn horn, whilst an alpaca is urinating on his face like a fountain.

The neighbours are having a dirty moose party again tonight in bilton

by madferret2584 May 16, 2020

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