MLG

It stands for Major League Gaming. AKA Major Loser Geeks. It's full of nerds with white pasty looking faces who sound like goats when they talk playing halo 2 with each other in order to get them aroused for their circle jerk. Some people actually consider it a sport. Well, if it IS a sport, then it is the only sport i ever heard of where the best players are the ones who are lazy fat asses who never get off the couch and can't get any girls. Completely ironic if i do say so myself. However, they do have very strong hands due to frequent masturbation and constant use of the fingers and thumbs to "pwn nubs".

xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "OMG WTF MY NO SCOPE DIDN'T KILL YOU WTFFFFF!!!!!!!! fuckin bee ess!!!!!!!"

MLGJohn: "axxxxxshully, YOU MISSED ME CUSH U CAN'T NO SCOPE FOR SHIET CUZ U HAVE NO SKILL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I play in MLG so therefore my penis is larger than yours and i have more skill at life."

xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "YA WELL.....UR A FIAG! AND I DIDNT MISS CUZ I NEVER MISS CUZ MY NAME IS FWUCKING NO SCOPE SO OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE HOST! YOU'RE GARBAGE! NO FUCKIN SKILL!!! MIIIHHHHH!!!"

MLGJohn: "AXXXXXXSHULLY EYEPWNU ANNNNND I GET PAID TO PLAY CUZ IM SPONSORED SON! OH AND I ACT OUT HOW I AM GONNA PLAY BEFORE I PLAY SO I CAN MAXIMIZE MY PWNAGE POTENTIAL!"

xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "YA.....WELL.....UR GAY!!! GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY! *Presses B to leave to leave the post game lobby*"

every girl in the world "wow these kids are fuckin NERDS!"

by HALOF@G October 8, 2006

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MLG Fag

MLG stands for Majorly Gaming Gaywads. And fag just stands for Fag.

"OMG Brittney my ex-boyfriend is a totally a MLG Fag! All he cares about is Halo 3 on xbox live!" said Ashley.

by I_dated a MLG FAG. December 17, 2008

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MLS

MLS shortened term of Mediocre Soccer League, is a professional soccer league in America. It consists of 19 teams, and plans to add a 20th in the coming years. In it's 16 years of existence competition, and attendance has improved, but not as much as MLS fans fool themselves to believe. The play is sloppy, disorganized, and the refereeing is terrible. The best players are mediocre, or European players who are past their prime. A large percentage of the leagues stadiums are still half filled if lucky, the fans chants suck, and supporters groups are wack. The Table makes no sense, allowing more than half the league (10 Teams) to make the playoffs, and then letting teams in one Conference play in the others Playoffs. There is no promotion and relegation system, and on top of all that there is a tight salary cap to make sure no teams out do themselves and sign a foreign player in their prime, as well as to make sure small town teams get a chance to win too! The commissioner is an idiot, and neglects cities that would actually support a team. It gets no respect from other leagues (EPL, La Liga, Serie A, Budesliga, Mexican League, Serie A Brasil) except if it's public relations The only two somewhat respectable teams are LA Galaxy, and Seattle Sounders FC. Hopefully they get on track and Improve.

John: Hey bro, I'm sorry I'm early. What do you want to do until the Barca and Chelsea game starts?

Alex: I know! We could watch the MLS game of the week, Chivas USA vs NY Red Bull!

John: eww.. Fuck That! I think I'll go home and watch Fluminese vs Santos, or some EPL re-runs.

Alex: Yeah forget that. MLS is so wack, I think you lose brain cells watching that shit.

by Brasilemeucoracao August 27, 2012

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M.L.G

Acronym for "My Life is Gaming";
a term profusely used by 10 year old Xbox players, to show how 'amazing' they are at a very short lived and degraded game. Not to be confused with MLG, which is a term reserved for actually skilled players.

You "I just got a 2 KD ratio on MW2! I'm gonna go M.L.G!"
Friend "Everyone plays Black Ops now..."

PC Gamer (Still on CS:S and TF2)

by Professional Gamer October 31, 2010

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MLG

It's rekt, not reked.
Being MLG is MLG.
Those who are MLG know that being MLG is stupid and that's why it's funny. It is funny because they are actually intelligent yet act like they're not. You must have an ironic, sarcastic, and satirical sense of humor to be MLG, or else you will not get the 3dank5me jokes.
-Drink MTN dew
-Eat doritos
-Illuminati is always confirmed
-doge is kill
-But what if doge is not kill?
-Airhorns are swag
-420 blaze it faggot
-360 noscope
-get rekt
-quickscope
-ded
-m8
-my hope will never diiiieeeeeeeee

"Lul I am so MlG 320 noscope!!"
"M8 you wish"

by Kyanye July 31, 2015

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