bouta get glass in your eyes in a minute

Something you can say to people with glasses if they are annoying you

Kid named krish: hey, your dumb, shame shame shame

You: shut up

Krish: haha shut up hahahahaha shut up

You: you "bouta get glass in your eyes in a minute"

by Yeet.com July 1, 2020

Hot minute

A term most commonly used to express a long period of time. In today's culture it's commonly used to express a quick or rapid period of time.

I was at the party for a hot minute

by Kayla m July 4, 2012

phat minute

a long length of time, or a long absence.

"Wow, last time I saw you was graduation, I haven't seen you in a phat minute."

by jgirl January 24, 2004

5 minute rule

Time you should wait before interjecting your opinion when walking up on two (or more) people in a conversation.

John and Fred were talking about Gun control, and Mike walked up and said that "Obama is going to take your guns away", but if he had waited 5 minutes he would have known they weren't talking about gun control at all, but how to shoot a gun. John says, "5 minute rule" and then everyone understand, he shouldn't have gotten into this conversation at this point. (And looked like an idiot).

by Xman2013 March 5, 2013

Kenmore Minute

A Kenmore Minute occurs when your washer says it has "one minute" left to finish the load, when in fact it can take up to ten minutes, but usually no less than six.

Jon: "Hey man, are you gonna be ready soon?"

Jack: "Yeah, just give me a Kenmore minute and I will be."

Jon: "By my count you have had four minutes."

Jack: "No, no, no. I'm allowed *at least* six minutes, according to my Kenmore washer."

by d-dawg120 April 22, 2013

5 minute man

A nigga that can only last 5 minutes in bed, He cums too quick

So we were fuckin' and all I know is he stopped 5 minutes in and shit, he got off and I was like what the fuck?! 5 minutes my nigga really?!
"Bitch you got yo self a muthafuckin 5 minute man XD oh my gosh this is so fuckin' rich."

by Beautyfadesdumbisforever! September 19, 2016

every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa

Used as a "meme", sometimes angers people but often its funny, not if you use it everytime. Anyways uhm-- we all know that, it passes everywhere. WOOOWWW I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!

friend: every 60 seconds, a minute passes in africa.
Me: we all know that
Friend: ok
Me: every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa
Friend:shut up now

by ifyoureadthisurreallynoob August 14, 2022