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McDonalds

Somewhere which sells burgers full of chemicals and fat but taste so nice people try not to think of the fat and preservatives.
I saw two pictures of McDonalds burgers, one from 1995 and one from 2008.

The one from 1995 looked identical to the one from 2008.
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McDonalds Breakdown

When one becomes fed up of a stressful career and decides McDonalds is the eaier option
Dom: Did you hear about Becky?
Alan: No, what happened?
Dom: She jacked in her PhD and is having a McDonalds Breakdown. She started working there yesterday.
by Clifton Reed December 19, 2011
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Ronald McDonald sex move

It's when you walk into the bedroom wearing size 13 or larger boots and rocking a 'fro. You shove one of the boots up her pussy until she starts bleeding, then you dip your nose in until it's fully red, tickle her with your 'fro. Finally, you get up and as you're about to walk away you remind her to stay happy by yelling out "Smiles are free, bitch!!!". Then you walk away.
Kevin: how did that little skank Alex like your gift?

Guido: I spent the money on booze instead, then I went over to her place and gave her a Ronald McDonald.

Kevin: wow, you've really gona the extra mile with this bitch huh?

Guido: yah, she's lucky to have someone as thoughtful as me. Who else would do the Ronald McDonald sex move on that whore.
by spanish_harlem55 September 24, 2009
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mcdonalds

McDonalds is possibly one of the big reasons why New York is so damn Liberal. The thing that's liberal about McDonalds is that the damned Fast food company is trying to make the rest of America look like hell holes like California and New York. I certainly dont want my state of Missouri and my birth state of Kansas to turn into a California or New York.
If McDonalds keeps growing, then even once Religious and old-fashioned countries like Saudi Arabia and Iran are going to be overly progressive countries where Females rule the government and men are forced to wear Skirts and dresses.
by Harmeister March 29, 2005
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mcdonalds

Where People Consisting Of 700000000000000 trillion fat ass pounds eat... its the sickest place EVER TO HAVE BEEN BUILT ON THIS EARTH. IT'S SO GROSS, THAT YOU CANT EVEN CALL IT A RESTRAUNT.
Wow, that girl is fat as hell.. she probably eats at mcdonalds.
by jkgna784h5 674ghjfhjsdgv July 22, 2006
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mcdonalds

The epitome of all that is America. Where everyone loves to eat, making you 10x bigger the next week. I don't see why, they're fries are so salty the minute you eat them you automatically damage your artieries. Someone should sue the place so we can get more Big Macs and heart attacks!
mcdonalds in it entirely sucks asshole
by DizzyLizzy January 10, 2007
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Mcdonalds

A place with very fat kids and very skinny kids, but no in between.

The fat kids are fat because they eat there all the time.

The skinny kids go there to gain weight, but their high metabolisms prevent that, but they still are addicted to the food.
Mcdonalds sure has a lot of skinny kids today. Must be national malnutrition day.
by porn addiction May 11, 2010
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