Lampshade Massacre

The act of a male placing a lampshade over the head of a female companion, then continuing to cut a fair sized hole in the lampshade about the size of the female mouth then pursuing to Fellatio.

Dat bitch Katrina done acted a foo so i slapped a shade on her face we had us a lampshade massacre.

by Ben Mueller August 6, 2006

Newton Massachusetts

Newton: City mostly filled with white jewish people.
South side of Newton: A whole other story!
Newton South kids first cars range from bmw's to acura's to benz's. In order to 'fit in' your shirt must cost more then $40 and your pants must cost atleast $60.

Newton South kids are the true definition of Jewish American Princes/Prince.

by Annonymous May 13, 2005

critical mass

A large gathering of mostly douchebag hipsters that ride their bikes around the city on the last Friday of the month. Participants feel that since they ride bicycles, they are somehow superior and permitted to break traffic laws.

Did you count the number of hipster douchebags at critical mass? It's over 9000!

by whof arted August 25, 2008

shower massager

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

by James Lowe June 18, 2004

Texas Clitsaw Massacre

Sexual maneuver in which the middle and ring fingers enter the vagina, the pinky finger enters the anus, and the index finger and thumb manipulate the clitoris

i gave her the texas clitsaw massacre, and she nearly blew

by cancer June 25, 2005

Internal Massage

A casual way of suggesting sex.

Guy: Yea baby, tonight i will come over and give you a full body massage.

Girl: Oooooh I love massages. What kind will you give?

Guy: A Full-Body and an Internal Massage

by Mr. White April 7, 2004

weapons of mass production

How our brilliant president tries to say weapons of mass destruction

"They are in possessions of weapons of mass production..."

by tinkerbelll May 22, 2004