Lonely Threesome

When you are supposed to be having a hot threesome but the other two participants are giving you zero attention whilst humping at each other like no tomorrow

Dude, even if somehow you finally managed to get Kirsty and Stacey into bed at the same time, it'd be a lonely threesome for you mate.

by Charlocharlo December 23, 2023

Lone Eagle

When you are jerking off to photos of someone while they are in the next room over

What the fuck are you doing Brandon? Stop being a lone eagle and actually fuck me

by SladeWOOMY January 04, 2024

Dat Lone

Destroy Lonely's music. Typically a specific song that transcends the listener.

I was driving at night when Dat Lone came on and I immediately began to think I was Batman.

by Cqsmic May 15, 2023

Lone Lee

a very strange person. he gives a shit about himself and makes jokes about everything and everyone, including: dead people, discusting stuff, pedophilia, rape in general, religion, warcrimes, genocides, every person he knows and himself
he is mostly harmless but can get angry really fast. mostly because un-important bullshit

strenght: beeing an asshole, beeing honest

weakness: emotional, cries because of stuff

Lone Lee: what does a pedophile have on his foreskin?

peter: i dunno...?

Lone Lee: baby teeth!

peter left the server.

100% not FBI joins the server

Lone Lee left the server

by Cpt.Razgriz March 18, 2018

Sigma male lone wolf

Jonathan anwsering Mariyham questions.

"Did you do your task Jonathan?"
-Sigma male lone wolf. No go fuck your self Mariyham

by Sigma male lone wolf March 14, 2024

Sigma male lone wolf

When a student contradicts a teacher

Teacher - " You need to do your task!"
Sigma male lone wolf - " Go fuck your self! "

by Sigma male lone wolf March 17, 2024

taking a lonely

1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie

2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you

Definition 1:

I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.

Definition 2:

"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"

by phorgiven September 08, 2022