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speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.
I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!
by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014
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Jenga-log

A log in a bonfire that is perceived to be movable, but when displaced leads to the total destruction of said bonfire.
Jon stood up to adjust the logs in the bonfire, but he grabbed a Jenga-log and the bonfire was decimated.
by PhillyCheese87 July 19, 2009
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Andy’s log

Andy’s log is a large cylindrical shaped hunk of feces which is used to clog the throats of his fans
God my throat got so clogged by Andy’s log
by Andy6 logs March 28, 2019
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Clog Log

A massive deuce birthed with the sole intention of ruining a janitor or plumber’s day.
Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.
by Gus Mahler September 23, 2018
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The Big log

A man whacks a log until they nut
Tommy was tied of doing it with his hands so he did the big log.

Tommy dose this because he gets no bitches
by The_big man March 15, 2022
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hairy log

When you shave your pubes over an unflushed toilet after meatloaf Monday and the hair sticks to the log making it a hairy little man or log in this case.
Husband: honey hey honey come look a this :)

Wife: gerald if you show me your hairy log one more time we’re divorcing.

Husband: :(
by Fried Fattie October 18, 2023
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log smog

A cloud of gasses that escape the anus by passing by a fat turd on the way out and retaining the essence of defecation. Also referred to as PPFs

The steamy cloud of rancid ass-gasses left in a bathroom after dropping a hearty dougan. See also log fog.
Don't breathe through your mouth, bro. You'll get a mad taste of that log smog.
by Zero2None September 20, 2016
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