More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
by anonymous November 26, 2023
Get the Gail Lewismug. The ultimate power couple who no one should mess with otherwise they will mess you shit up. They both have an overwhelming desire for each other. Any girl flirts with Lewis she will blast their asses to hell. They love each other with a passionate love which nothing can or will ever break.
by Lewis and Bella December 8, 2020
Get the lewis and bellamug. Fuckin trendsetter. Hates ghetto white girls but loves your average Starbucks craving white girl, will slap the shit outta you real quick for flappin them gums. Has a PHD ( Pretty Huge Dick ) his favorite food is tacos & pizza. Favorite color is red...suwuuuu. this nigga loves him some Captian Morgan. Often intimidates other dudes but bitches are obsessed with him.
Yo that boy Terrell Lewis is crazy bro..I know, I heard he once stabbed a man in the eye for giving him a compliment...yea dude he gets hella pussy tho.
by Dallas cowboys 8383 June 11, 2018
Get the Terrell Lewismug. a fictional character in the movie/book the house with a clock in it's walls played by Owen Vaccaro. Lewis is very shy but has magic powers. he is a good friend to rose rita played by Vanessa Anna Williams. He gets bullied by Tarby who is played by Sunny Suljic. Lewis is often in a situation where he made a mistake and has to fix it. He is also obsessed with captain midnight. Overall Lewis is a great friend. Everyone would love to have a lewis as a friend
by Budgii October 21, 2018
Get the Lewis Barneveltmug. A hall of fame Walmart employee who retired at the top of her game. When she left Walmart 844 (Morris, Illinois) she left as the all time leading bagger.
Derek: Who do you think is the GOAT?
Brandon: Man everybody says MJ from the Bulls or Brady from the Pats, but intellectuals know the real GOAT is Gail Lewis from Walmart 844
Brandon: Man everybody says MJ from the Bulls or Brady from the Pats, but intellectuals know the real GOAT is Gail Lewis from Walmart 844
by Lecrae116 November 22, 2023
Get the Gail Lewismug. A grease ball for a head and this name is normally for a autistic character or a person who is sad or isn't pleased in existence. every time you stroll into this character you can capture crabs as their female friend has them. They generally act very unhappy in class in each lesson and doesn't like making pals.
"oi Lewis your gay"
by Star07Wars January 11, 2022
Get the Lewismug. 