Lemon puff

A straight woman who socialises with gay men. For example a fag hag.

She's got so many gay mates....she's such a lemon puff!

by Pudzter76 January 5, 2017

Salty Lemon

The most delicious snack.
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.

To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!

Mary: "Hey, have you tried a salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"

by anonymous October 11, 2021

squeeze the lemon

to relieve your bladder by the process of urinating. urine colors may resemble the color of lemon juice.

I had to squeeze the lemon really bad. I was in the ocean, so I just went right then and there.

by master alligator poop July 3, 2016

lemon heads

gold or bright color earrings(diamonds)

Yellow diamonds in my ear, call em lemon heads
-Cam'ron

by NiceWitIt September 10, 2005

lemon curd

Rhyming slang for a burd (lady) in West of Scotland.

'If you were in the Oran Mor with a lemon curd.... '

by jimbob_kite April 26, 2005

Lemon daddy

Guy who wants to be a sugar daddy but can't afford to be.

Man I thought I was getting a sugar daddy but he couldn't afford it that's my lemon daddy

by NewGirl88 April 22, 2018

bag of lemons

when a girls ass is so big/fat it dimples and/or sags.

you see that ass man? bud it prob looks like a bag of lemons without those tna pants

by merkmerk March 8, 2012