Single Lag

After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.

Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."

by Terpsichore February 18, 2010

Bang Lag

Similar to Jet Lag. Disruption of a typical sleeping cycle experienced after staying up for multiple consecutive nights banging.

"hey, looking a bit tired this morning there dude"
"ya... just a bit of bang lag"

by salesismycoffee July 20, 2016

Lagging

When your playing a video-game online and get connection interrupted.

Dude 1: “Hey we’re lagging”

Dude 2: “No, we’re moving like dogs.”

by Tank-Slushy December 13, 2021

lag

A situation during gaming when the FPS drops very low, causing game footage to look choppy and stuttery. In most situations, it becomes hard or immposible to play while lagging.

I'm not terrible, I was just lagging!

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.

Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.

by @mrkulci September 10, 2020

lag

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.

"My bibites evolved to roam around in lags, and my FPS will never recover."

by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023

Lag Monster

When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.

Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.

by DaBlockchainPet April 8, 2022