Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.

“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.

by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

knife

the thing that ends the wife's life

baby1:the life of the wife is ended by the knife
baby2:the loif of the woife is ended by the knoife

by normal brownies November 8, 2022

knifing

a couple lays flat on their backs in bed, while proceeding to touch each other

i caught my friend and his woman knifing one day

by DonJuanFranko July 20, 2022

Knife-magnet

Teenage males (of Caucasian descent) who use gang signs without knowing what they mean to others.

This is particularly offensive to those who are gang affiliated.

Person 1:"oh no, Toby is throwing gang signs again"

Toby:(while throwing gang signs) "gang gang, wassup blood."

Toby: *Gets shanked*

Person 1:"Yeh he was a knife-magnet"

by Uneducated in general May 8, 2020

Swarmy Knife

Short for Swiss Army Knife

Yo bro, hand me that swarmy knife

by Kimchi Slap November 3, 2020

Knife II

Kinda hot ngl...

A:"I'm not gay, but damn, Knife II is kinda fine."

B: "It isnt gay to appreciate a man's beauty, whether that be in personality or looks."

A: "Dude, I'd fuck him"

B: "WOAHH Okay!! Calm down bud."

by mephone4twenty January 13, 2025