Kevin

A childish boy who has no skill in anything especially with the ladies. A gay hooker who nobody wants to bang. A faggot! A boy with a baby dick. Will most likely become a 40 year old virgin. Has midgets living in his fat rolls. Is fatter than a whale. Sits at home and plays video games all day.

Look at that Kevin over there.
That Kevin looks roomy.
That Kevin just hit on me.

by masterDoubleD May 15, 2009

Kevin

A Douche bag who has a std from being with women that has std's. Kevin is very ugly and sucks dick for free. He fusses with girls and have no life. He likes dick to he even ate his mom out.

KEVIN HAS AN STD

by The nicest person ever April 6, 2017

Kevin

Don't look up your name of fucking urban dictionary for a small confidence boost.

Fuck off, Kevin is gay.

by Kraai_C June 24, 2018

Kevin

A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip cris rip sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.

I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.

by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020

Kevin

Quite fugly , not as good as any of his cousins .and he Is as stupid as a donkey !:) small penis and waxes his genitals

Guy1-hey there bro like do u like cows milk or goats milk brosuf ?

Guy2-ya dude like totally cows milk , goats milk can get stank bro

Guy3-we are all like totally normal english speakers man , word

Guy4-.................................................................,.,,........................KEVIN ...

by Tbyguby March 9, 2017

Kevin

Basically a boy who prances around like a fairy and has a small unicorn like horn protruding from his head that resembles a penis which makes him a dick head.

Look at that unicorn, no wait it's just a Kevin.

by Publious76 March 14, 2017

Kevin

Fuckboy, breaks up with you to date your bestfriend.

Dan: he broke up with
Jane:yea he is dating her best friend
Dan: he such a Kevin!

by HELLOTHERE July 15, 2016