Kevin

A childish boy who has no skill in anything especially with the ladies. A gay hooker who nobody wants to bang. A faggot! A boy with a baby dick. Will most likely become a 40 year old virgin. Has midgets living in his fat rolls. Is fatter than a whale. Sits at home and plays video games all day.

Look at that Kevin over there.
That Kevin looks roomy.
That Kevin just hit on me.

by masterDoubleD May 15, 2009

Kevin

A Douche bag who has a std from being with women that has std's. Kevin is very ugly and sucks dick for free. He fusses with girls and have no life. He likes dick to he even ate his mom out.

KEVIN HAS AN STD

by The nicest person ever April 6, 2017

Kevin

Don't look up your name of fucking urban dictionary for a small confidence boost.

Fuck off, Kevin is gay.

by Kraai_C June 23, 2018

Kevin

Fuckboy, breaks up with you to date your bestfriend.

Dan: he broke up with
Jane:yea he is dating her best friend
Dan: he such a Kevin!

by HELLOTHERE July 15, 2016

Kevin

Someone with horrible hair and suffers from social awkwardness. He buys expensive hype brands and shoes but can’t even match his outfits. He has two body pillows but can’t but or else that’s cheating. Also, he’s hella gay, and I mean hella gay.

Person 1: Ew, why is that guy trying to suck another guy? He can’t even match his outfit!

Person 2: He looks like a Kevin, and probably is one.

Person 1: Yeah, you’re probably right.

by Ramen.star March 23, 2019

Kevin

A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip cris rip sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.

I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.

by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020

Kevin

He will fuck you and it’ll feel like he’s fucking you with two cocks

Kevin has a huge cock

by Yo gynnn November 4, 2020