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Kevin

A creepy dude you don't admit to being friends with. Always willing to take the drunk chick home from the party. Drinks and eats your food . Drives an ugly truck. Loves dildos.
Don't invite that guy he is a Kevin...
Damn, Kevin's here we have to bail...
Don't let Kevin drive you home kenra...
by Treefrog210 April 18, 2017
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An idiot that likes to play with trash and has a small dick.
Fred: "Hey Kevin, what game should we play?"
Kevin: "Let's play Call of Duty."
Fred:"Wow, I didn't know you liked trash, lemme guess, you have a small dick, too?"
by NibberTron June 5, 2017
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There is no other like a Kevin. You will never hear a cross word said about a kevin.when you see a kevinthis nice warm glow embodies you with ecstasy rendering you powerless (that's a good thing), for a Kevin knows just exactly what to do making your bodytremble waiting and wanting more his gentle touch, the loving estatic way he caresses your body, a love like no other protective of every inch of your body so as no one will ever harm you ever again. To have a kevinmakes you the envy of everyone man and woman a like. For a Kevin will never harm you only supply you with great immense pleasure making it impossible not to fall in love with a kevin. A kevin is of the rarest breed, so if you find yourself in the midst of a Kevin grab a Holt brace yourself for the most intense pleasure you could ever imagine and then multiply that times infinity for you are about to be Kevin's one of the most awesome experiences one could ever dream of for you truly are the luckiest girl in the world.
#PERFECT #AWESOME. #CRYSTALLOVESHERSOMEKEVIN
by CRYSJOY June 13, 2017
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basicilly a guy with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, he have long beautiful hair and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic if you ask him a dumb question. He do anything to help family members and close friends. He knows how to fight but he don't say anything about it.
Kevin loves sport he play any kind of sport except soccer.
by Cosculluela23 August 9, 2017
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A major heartbreaker. A boy who thinks he's the best and can get all the girls. Not considerate of emotions and dumps people easily.
"Kevin broke up with her?" "Yeah, it obviously wasn't going to last considering what a douche he is."
by brobro12 April 18, 2018
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Someone that reads you a bedtime story after having sex on a date.
My tinder date went great until he pulled a Kevin and I had to uber myself to saftey.
by Bangorrang July 19, 2017
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A minion, kinda looks like a yellow sausage, wears overalls, and has a bunch of his minion friends.

he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart
Kevin talks funny!
I like the way he sounds, too. his voice sounds funny too!
by xxSuper_Pooper2009xx April 19, 2018
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