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One Time Joke

A joke that is never funny the second time you hear it, but was extreme funny the first time you heard it. It maybe really annoying if you heard it all the time!
Person 1: Where do one legged ladies work? IHop!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!
by MyMusicAddiction August 20, 2010
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One Toke Joke

An OTJ Is a friend that gets super high off one bowl of marijuana and becomes the biggest cheese in all existence.
Person 1: Duude I'm so high right now

Person 2: You've only smoked one bowl? I'm packing you another?

Person 1: Noo man I'm wayy to baked already

Person 2: Fucking one toke joke
by atown5641 December 11, 2014
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Smart Joke

A term you use when a joke you use doesn't get any laughs or reaction. usually because there was too much thought into it went over your audiences heads. It is used as a reversal to save face and insult those around you because you made a crappy joke.
"....well thats just because she's really a man." (silence)... "oh sorry, smart joke."

"no? no one got that? smart joke!"
by sexy jesse May 4, 2010
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The Joker Facial

The act of holding your penis to a girls mouth right before ejaculating and asking her "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face" and attempting to shoot your jizz on her face in the form of an extended smile.
Yeah bro I totally pulled the joker facial last night, you were right, nervous laughter is the reaction of choice.
by Famous Shamus September 20, 2011
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Outside Joke

When an inside joke spreads to so many people’s understanding and it becomes no longer exclusive.
Luci: Go suck off a frog
Shelby: Go suck a frog’s shmeat
Addie: Well, now this is an outside joke because Shelby knows about it. Nice going, Luci.
by LDRIZ July 1, 2018
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Get my joker on

To get your party on, to go out and get wild, get crazy
Hey Dude what are you up to this weekend? "I'm headed to Vegas to get my joker on"
by Embrey April 3, 2010
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crack a joke

A Philadelphia Area expression, used by residents in the Great Philadelphia area meaning rolling a blunt of weed and then smoking it
Person 1- "I'm bout to stop at the In & Out to grab a dutch."
Person 2- "What you 'bout to do, crack a joke?"
Person 1- "Yeah, I got that good good."
by norristude March 21, 2014
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