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Jennifer

Are you actually searching yourself up on Urban Dictionary? Okay I'll tell you what you are.
Jennifer, you're a person who smokes four packs of E cigarettes a day since age fourteen. Likes the worst type of music genre, Techno Christian Rock. Also you don't wash your hands after you go to the bathroom, and worst of all you eat pineapple and bacon pizza not for science, you monster.
Jennifer, whoever you are, please don't search up yourself on Urban Dictionary again.
by BumbleBay January 25, 2022
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disgusting ugly rat who deserves to live in the streets <3
ew is that jennifer?!?! Gross
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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jennifer

a very hot fruity gowrl whos always been a bitch and super funny and she also pees alot. also shes so smart and and jennifer's are super hot, single have big butts and shes a gamer girl and people need to gift her nitro. shes so fucking hot wow and shes SO SO SO SO KAWAII!1
tomie: omg jennifer is so straight
jennifer: s-s-senpai
by k1tt7y September 24, 2022
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Jennifered

Wow, I got jennifered last night!
by Barkszn December 31, 2018
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Jennifer

Extremely lovable yet can be a real cunt sometimes.
by Chunky Yet Funky November 23, 2021
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Jennifer’s Body

1: the 2009 movie starring Megan Fox
2: the Ken Carson song from A Great Chaos
1.) “Let’s go watch Jennifer’s Body- average urban dictionary user in 2009
Ok-average urban dictionary user in 2009‘s friend

2.) “2 THINGS I AINT NEVER SEEN”-me on October 13, 2023
“What are you singing?”- my friend
“Jennifer’s Body by Ken Carson”-me on October 13, 2023
by EBK Boston April 22, 2024
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Jennifer

Jennifer is a redhead whose carpet definitely matches the drapes. She loves even harder than guys get when looking at her. She’s a selki, mermaid and succubus all wrapped into one beautiful package. If you ever get the chance to be inside of a Jennifer, you’ll never want to go anywhere else ever again.
Person one: hey man, I’m feeling kind of sick. Want to take my place in a four way sex party with three girls later today?

Person two: no thank you, I have the chance to give Jennifer a foot rub tonight. Not going to pass that up.

Person one: oh shit, I’m so jealous.
by Twat Trotter February 19, 2024
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