Jared

Jared's are short but are absolutely packing my guy

Look there is a Jared he is so cool.

by didurmom42069 July 6, 2022

Jared

A guy who pees on something to make art.

“Is that Jared? What did he draw this time?”

by Cheeeztordee December 29, 2021

jared

he is autistic and looks like a pumpkin with a monobrow

Jared looks very autistic today and should be beaten p

by monkez November 14, 2023

Jared

A man of color. A man who ethnicity is African. A dark skin toned male.

Wow that is one dark Jared.

by bizzeb June 7, 2021

Jared

Adj. Used when people are being stupid or obnoxious.

Verb. When someone is about to do something that they think is cool but actually isn’t.

David, you’re being such a Jared.

Imma go pull a Jared.

by Dr. Collan Mac May 4, 2019

Jared daniels

Someone who is a good friend and loyal

(Guy 1) Mans is a G, he always here for me
(Guy 2) he a jared daniels

by Hockeyeurs February 10, 2020

Jared

Mole faced boy who is bad at football but literally a fortnite god and will beat you and your whole squad with a green pistol

That guy right there, he sucks at football, but is good at fortnite, now that’s a Jared

by Brian Beegly November 9, 2019