by nicegirl124 December 15, 2014
Get the jakemug. When somebody steals your personal possessions.
When you go on vacation when you're about to move and your roommate goes through your newly packed boxes to find your play station which you told him before you left that he couldn't use because you had already packed it.
When you go on vacation when you're about to move and your roommate goes through your newly packed boxes to find your play station which you told him before you left that he couldn't use because you had already packed it.
Man: What happened?
Girl: Why's your play station out here? I thought you packed it?
Man: I did !!
Girl: Man, you have been Jaked. :(
Girl: Why's your play station out here? I thought you packed it?
Man: I did !!
Girl: Man, you have been Jaked. :(
by TonyDungy January 18, 2011
Get the Jakedmug. Peter: John, please leave us alone.
John: Whatever screw you guys, ya jakes.
Peter: God I hate that guy.
John: Whatever screw you guys, ya jakes.
Peter: God I hate that guy.
by kory52 April 22, 2015
Get the Jakesmug. A born King or other high monarch. (monarch Latin: monarcha (mono: "one/the best of all" + arch "chief" + a "hAte for hAters") which referred to a single, at least nominally, absolute ruler)
He is born that way. Its not his fault that he is mightier than you. A person that doesn't accept his greatness is generally referred to as a faggot or cunt. His leadership is bringing mankind back to light.
Even though he really hates you for being a homo you just can't but love him because of his stupid offending jokes.
He would always stand up for his mates with his "I don't give a f*ck-face" and being good cunt all the time.
Better knee down when you meet him as this is the only proper way to show him your submissiveness and the right height to suck him off.
He is born that way. Its not his fault that he is mightier than you. A person that doesn't accept his greatness is generally referred to as a faggot or cunt. His leadership is bringing mankind back to light.
Even though he really hates you for being a homo you just can't but love him because of his stupid offending jokes.
He would always stand up for his mates with his "I don't give a f*ck-face" and being good cunt all the time.
Better knee down when you meet him as this is the only proper way to show him your submissiveness and the right height to suck him off.
by randomcunt July 8, 2012
Get the jakemug. verb - when one tells another something they don't want to hear because the content is either far too long and/or uninteresting. can often involve explicit sexual content or falsities.
by sergeant sporkzilla June 30, 2011
Get the jakingmug. by shane April 24, 2003
Get the jakedmug. A girl that eats shit and loves eating shit. She doesn't even want anything in return. A girl that just loves the shit.
I was gonna take a fat shit in the toilet, but instead the jake took it all in her mouth.
Does that girl really eat shit? Yea man, she is a total jake.
Does that girl really eat shit? Yea man, she is a total jake.
by Broass June 11, 2006
Get the The Jakemug.