Jose

a hot Mexican or Central American dude

When girls want to suck cock, they look for a Jose.

by monkeymind August 20, 2009

St. Joseph, Mo

The worst place to live in the world. Whether it be from the redneck South siders, or the white trash north enders, or your cross between preps and gangstas from the middle of the city. People all follow everyone else on what to wear and no one has originality. Only about 6 people ever have come out of this city and actually done something worth while with their lives. Kids go from wearing all American eagle to Abercrombie to Holister, to the newest crave which seems to have just appeared and taken this shit hole over POLO. PLACE FUCKING SUCKS...big gulps huh? Welp see ya later!!!

Jane- "I hate living here"
Tarzan- " At least it's not as bad as St. Joseph, Mo"
Jane- "Your always right Tarzan"

by HATER1444 January 28, 2010

Mount Saint Joseph Academy

Mount Saint Joseph Academy is a an all-girls private school in Flourtown PA with the prettiest, smartest, all-around greatest girls. The rival school gwynedd is made up of drunk sluts who lose their virginity as freshmen, while mount girls are of the classier variety. favored by both lasalle and prep, the mount owns, hands down.

prep/lasalle guy: "dude who's that girl?! she's so hot, i gotta talk to her!"
other prep/lasalle guy: "i don't know, she is really nice looking though - she must go to Mount Saint Joseph Academy!"

prep/lasalle guy: "dude who's that girl?! she's so hot, i gotta talk to her!"
other prep/lasalle guy: "i don't know, she is really nice looking though - she must go to Mount Saint Joseph Academy!"

by mountgrllll March 28, 2009

joseline

loves drawing loves animals likes hanging out with guys more can be a bitch and a pain in the ass likes warewolfs
very funny and can be a baby cry sometimes wen she dosent get wat she wants sometimes likes to takes ppls clothes and wear it the next day very lazy

sister:joseline clean your room

joseline:no shut up
sister:hurry up
joseline:no
(fighting)
sister wins and joseline cring and tells mom and sister gets in trouble

by bestloverever June 11, 2012

Jose

A guy with the biggest penis, plus really smart, he gets all the bitches,and is good at gambling, he's not afraid of anything

Wow he's such a Jose

Dang he reminds me of jose

by Hdhdhdv April 13, 2016

jose

A man you love and hate at the same time. He will make you fall in love then he will rip your heart out of your chest and jump up and down on top of it...he's often complusive he can't stand when people hate him or upset with him. He is built like a warrior but is a softhearted he will lie to your face but he really doesn't do it intentionally he's trying not to hurt your feelings that's all. He has a beautiful smile and eyes you can get lost in. A man I can't help but love.

I hate that guy so much..."Why" beacuse he's just being Jose today!

by heartlessA February 4, 2010

Saint Joseph regional high school

1. A place where you can pretty much get away with whatever the fuck you want, and still graduate. The place where someone has the gall to put a fucking terd on the windowsill. and most importantly the place where the vice principal has the balls to barehand it.

2. A good way to blow 28,000 clams.

3. A bunch of untucked polo shirts and popped collars. And Doherty can't do shit about it.

4. Home of the world renowned Dowling food service.

5. Br. Reidy's estate.

1. Student: Good Mornign mr. Barehand donelly, whats that on your hand?
BBD: Why, i believe thats terd?!.

2. Its not worth seven thousand a year.

3. Please tuck in your shirt son.
no, ass.

4. 5 is 10, 10 is 20... Thank you very much have a nice weekend.

5. I sit on a lawnchair in my backyard to watch highschool football games.

by Bob Ross April 7, 2005