Jelly On Springs

A bouncing bum, not necessarily female.

The once was a curate at Kings
Whose mind was on heavenly things,
But his heart was on fire
For a boy in the choir
Whose ass was like jelly on springs.

by John Tzetzes May 8, 2011

Moose Jelly

The liquid left behind after a fart that covers the outer linings of the butt/ass hole.

Golly jewilikers Birtha, my ass itches. Must be the moose jelly left over after that burrito fart I just flopped out.

by Big Daddy V. May 13, 2013

jerk jelly

Lube for jacking off
i.e. Hand lotion, Vaseline, etc.

Brady was home alone so he lathered up with jerk jelly.

by Thor's hamm3r June 24, 2016

sugar on your jelly

the act of getting high

Hey, later you want some sugar on your jelly?

by Jeff Thomas February 3, 2007

fresh-water jellyfish

The male ejaculate left floating in the tub or shower following masturbation, resembling the marine invertebrate. Generally non-poisonous.

"Dude, go ahead and use my shower but I know you haven't been laid for a while. I better not find any fresh-water jellyfish in there later."

"I would never do such a thing, mate. I'm offended you would suggest it... Any baby oil in the medicine cabinet?"

by JT Amish December 15, 2009

Reverse Strawberry Jelly-Filled Doughnut

The act of penetrating a menstruating girl in the pussy, getting blood on your dick, and then letting her blow you.

Them (to her): "HEY! You've got something on your face"

You: "Yea, I just gave her a reverse strawberry jelly-filled doughnut and you guys came over before we got a chance to clean up!"

Everyone: "I LOVE CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE TWOOOOOOOO!!!!"

by Joe Kavorski January 19, 2010

jellybean

A bean that is jealous.

That bean is so jelly, I can't help but call it a jellybean!

by Mister Eye-No-Awl June 17, 2016