Jean-Simon

A person called Jean-Simon is a French Canadian that loves Grammar.

It's 'their' not 'they're'. You're being a total Jean-Simon.

by Patate Molle May 27, 2022

Jean Job

The act of giving the male sex a hand job but through his jeans.

This could be followed by a massage or a starter activity before sexual intercourse.

Lauren gave Leon a jean job.

Leon enjoys receiving jean jobs.

by Thecreatorofthejeanjob1 January 13, 2014

jean jacques

The highest form of royal power, and the biggest dick size you can find

Hes such a jean jacques!

by Ricardx November 24, 2021

Jean Rodriguez

the act of talking and making no sense at all to anyone around you but yourself

dude 1: yo the football game was god.
girl 1: i didnt understand it.
dude 2 :Jean Rodriguez yo you know that golf was a game made in scotland.

by Jru Cojem November 3, 2009

brazilian jeans

Jeans that are usually pink or white, and are so low-rise you can see the girl's ass crack over the top of them. They are common in Miami and, of course, Brazil.

(Girl wearing Brazilian jeans is walking down the street...)

(Girl) Damn put some pinche clothes on bitch!

(Guy) Damn esa, shake it!!

by Angelacia July 14, 2007

skinny jeans

Skinny jeans are bad for guys. THey are bad because they push a guys balls closer to their body witch in turn heats them up that much more. when the Temp rises the sperm get deformed rendering them useless.

however girls can wear them as much as they want. HAHA!
END.

My emo friend loves skinny jeans.

by cheese fer brains May 20, 2007

skinny jeans

Personally, I think they are kinda gay. I mean, If someone is wearing them and they are TALL AND SKINNY, then they look awesome. If you are a fat tub of lard and you are I guess a "punk" then you should never wear them. They make you look horrible! I would say if you are 5 foot 6 inches, and you are 120+, you shouldnt wear them. period.

fat tub of lard: look! my new skinny jeans came in yesterday!
me: really? i thought you just gained 30 pounds!

by lalaprep12 January 22, 2007