jersey j

To cross through three lanes to get to the farthest left lane(or fast lane), in this process cutting off people is a given and guarentee. Name compliments to New Jerseyans' infamous driving abilities.

Bud:"Shit I have to get into that lane"
Pete:"Jersey J it!"

by Deputy Frawg November 1, 2008

J-Head

A relatively short girl with a massive head.

Damn! Do you see that J-Head walking across the street? Her head is the size of a watermelon.

by Ngo March 8, 2013

Pandy J

1. To receive a hand job while playing World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria.

2. To receive a hand job from a panda.

3. To give a panda a hand job.

4. To give/receive a hand job to/from someone dressed up as a panda.

"Oh my god, my boyfriend Smitty's sexual aggression is too much for me to deal with, today he even forced me to give him a Pandy J!"

by SaveMeFromSmitty January 8, 2014

crispy j's

The illest and freshest and cleanest kicks around.

"dude check out them crispy J's"

by michen98 December 18, 2013

Patti J

A vagina

He touched my Patti J

by JGoldphish June 23, 2016

tuggy j

Good ol' fashioned handjob

Man, work is killing me. I could really use a tuggy j right now.

by Nardo34 November 17, 2015

J dawg

The biggest dawg out there and he’s the coolest dawg out there

Damn look at J dawg, he took my girl no cap

by BigBcc December 22, 2018