Mud Bridge

(N) A Mud Bridge is the next step up from a dirty sanchez.
A Mud Bridge is when you leave a shit log under a woman’s nose and you start drilling her box.
*Do work!

She was complaining our sex life was boring, so she asked me to spice up our bedroom life. I placed a Mud Bridge on her face and she loved it.

by CofNC May 3, 2022

mud factor

Its is a scale - generally used for the measurement of the wetness and/or lumpiness farts - It is based on a simple 1 to 10 Scale
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.

Jimmy was horrified when the small silent fart he tried to squeeze out while on the train hit mud factor 10.

by taranto September 26, 2013

albino mud

slang for cum

guy 1: oh you should've saw courtney last night! my albino mud was dripping all over her face!

guy 2: shit, dude. that sounded like a fun time.

by constipated rn lol December 13, 2020

mud train

A mud train consists of five gay men of a Asian origin and one oversized white man in a pig pen of mud and shit and they try to wrestle him down in the mud

As the four young Asian boys try their first ever mud train with the white American exchange student

by Mud flaps January 12, 2017

mud wick

After hard anal sex, having to squeeze the shit juices out of your urethra like when popping a zit so you can take a piss.

I can't take a piss because I have a serious mud wick

by Tess H August 5, 2006

Stick in the Mud

A person who won't ever let you have fun

Why you gotta be such a stick in the mud?

by Smasher6708 May 12, 2019

Mud Butler

Someone who works in a health care setting in which changing adult diapers is a common requirement, such as a group home for the elderly or IDD (intellectually/developmentally disabled) residents.

Doctors think they're a special breed, but it's the mud butlers who do the real work.

by Merkin Wrangler June 6, 2020