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gorse pockets

A New Zealand term for a kiwi that is tight and has scrooge type behaviour.

Gorse bushes are a spiky plant imported from scotland that run wild in New zealand that Know one likes...
Dave; I've been out with Johno for two nights in a row for beerzies... he hasn't bought a one yet......
Trevor ; Gorse pockets..!
by Jimmy Jammerson June 4, 2018
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Pocket Puppy

A canine utilized for self pleasure.
Hey at look at John’s new pocket puppy
by Gabesta99 April 3, 2023
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Star-Pocketed

Taking your hands and putting them down someones back pocket, while squeesing thier butt.
He Star-Pocketed you too?!
You Star-Pocketed eight other girls?! Man your beast!
by uhmdork?? July 24, 2011
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Pocket Mania

1.The act of having way to much shit in your pockets at any given time, which in turn leads to sporadic bouts of "Dude I think I lost that 50 piece I had!" especially when smoking crack with someone you really dont trust. Not that I trusted anyone Ive ever smoked crack with.

2.Having an over abundance of crack/heroin in your pockets and being stopped by the Police in most case could trigger a severe case of Super Mega Massive Pocket Mania as you frantically search for the pocket containing the stash before being violently ripped from your vehicle.
Yo nigga I was so jammed on diesel last night when I got pulled over I had the worst "pocket mania" tryna find the rest of my dope, then I remembered I stuff it in my man safe before I left the house
by The Infamous Sin May 2, 2011
mugGet the Pocket Maniamug.

Thot Pockets

When you have a line of little whores/hoes hounding to hop on your dick but you keep em in your dms, texts, etc. just in case you want something easy low effort.
Gotta empty my thot pockets bro, I’m gonna lock this girl down.
by Brenny45 November 3, 2018
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couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.
by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014
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Pocket Pic

The common act that occurs when a person's phone takes a picture while still in their pocket. These pictures a identified by the entirley black screen seen when looking through pictures.
J: Hey, most of the pictures on your phone are just black screens.
S: Oh yea I forgot to lock my phone those are just pocket pics.
by Avarice XIII May 10, 2009
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