Inch Investigator

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.

The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.

by K0z254 August 25, 2022

Optical inch

When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger

The optical inch makes nudes more impressive

by Therealmvpofthegame June 27, 2020

Grow an inch

When Zara told oliver to grow an inch it was gross.

Yo homie grow an inch

by Trollfaceliver July 10, 2021

nine inch nail

1. A member of the band Nine Inch Nails
2. An erect penis

1. Ayo man, I got to meet the best nine inch nail last night, Trent Reznor.
2. Oh shit, that's quite the nine inch nail there.

by Tako#2739 July 30, 2021

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America Ferrerra Are An Inch Shorter Cristy Veronica Tejada

America Ferrerra Are An Inch Shorter Cristy Veronica Tejada

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Rock Ya Inches

Common phrase for women to say to men to insinuate sexual intercourse, implying she will ride him aggressively.

Woman: “Wyd? I want to rock ya inches tonight.

Man: “Surfs up 🤙”

by CrispyRick42 February 20, 2021

Add an inch to that order

Asking to grow your penis longer

I’d like a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and a large coke

Anything else sir?

Yeah can you add an inch to that order please?

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019