stink-off

An informal competition, usually between family members or close friends, commonly following a large, hearty meal. The object of the competition is to produce the most musical and, more importantly, the most fragrantly-foul and offensive expulsions of intestinal gas known to the farting free world. A true stink-off can render the premises virtually uninhabitable for many hours after the competition. Furniture can become flammable and the methane content in the air can sometimes reach the lower explosive limit. For this reason, stink-offs should always be held with extreme caution, cigarette smoking should be discouraged, and the premises should always be well-ventilated.

I stopped by Linda and Connie's house after they returned from the International Kimchi and Korean BBQ Festival. The place stunk so badly I could barely catch my breath. You could literally cut the air with a knife. Linda and Connie must have been in the middle of a real stink-off!!

by gothictom January 25, 2011

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hippie stink

It is quite colorful like a tye dye T-shirt. Yellow for piss, red for cat crap,blue for axle grease, green for roll your own tobacco,purple for the clothes that never get washed just thrown away and get more at a charity store, Orange for the bong water that never gets changed,pink for the food left in the beard and on the dishes, navy for the lice in their dread locks, lime for the vomit in my mouth.

Can't see them Hippies but I know they are here somewhere downwind I smell Hippie Stink.

by BarphN January 18, 2012

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Stink Shoot

This is another name for your asshole, fartbox, shithole, rectum, and dirthole. This definition gives you the empression that it is in fact a long stinky shoot.

I bet she would long some cock in her nice little Stink Shoot. Why are you walking funny? You get pounded in your Stink Shoot again?

by Mr. Dirthole August 24, 2012

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