stink-off 

An informal competition, usually between family members or close friends, commonly following a large, hearty meal. The object of the competition is to produce the most musical and, more importantly, the most fragrantly-foul and offensive expulsions of intestinal gas known to the farting free world. A true stink-off can render the premises virtually uninhabitable for many hours after the competition. Furniture can become flammable and the methane content in the air can sometimes reach the lower explosive limit. For this reason, stink-offs should always be held with extreme caution, cigarette smoking should be discouraged, and the premises should always be well-ventilated.

I stopped by Linda and Connie's house after they returned from the International Kimchi and Korean BBQ Festival. The place stunk so badly I could barely catch my breath. You could literally cut the air with a knife. Linda and Connie must have been in the middle of a real stink-off!!

stink-off by gothictom January 25, 2011

steal the stink off of shit

A low life act that gains you little or nothing. From the phrase " That asshole would steal the stink off of shit for practice." A thief who steals not for gain, but just to steal.

The bitch lied to me to sell a $5.00 TV, she'd steal the stink off of shit.

steal the stink off of shit by knownman May 4, 2008

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. by Stupid Af July 5, 2021

sink jack-off 

A sink jack- off is something most guys do at one time or another -- they beat their meat and have a cumgasm in the sink.

I like to watch myself in the mirror when I do a sink jack-off and blow my load in the sink!

sink jack-off by USAF Cadet January 10, 2021

Fuck-off Stick 

The term for a heavy firearm which goes "GRRAAA!!!". Its used by Australian rappers such as E#, Ay Huncho and Young6ix. Its called a Fuck-off Stick because it gives opps the message to "fuck off" when they pull up on their rivals who are armed with it.

"You'se better not think of comming over into these lands, I'm strapped with the Fuck-off Stick and I ain't afraid to empty it!"

"Oh sorry, my bad"

Fuck-off Stick by TheSupaHotDefinitioner January 10, 2025

going off the stick 

if you are bisexual, going from dating a guy to dating a girl

Man: Hey did you hear Tammy broke up with Max and got together with Edie?

Man 2: Yeah, she’s going off the stick.

going off the stick by swish the bish March 30, 2020

shit off a stick 

Fast. NO idea where it comes from; I can't see shit moving too quickly off a stick, but there you go.

...so I called Vin Diesel a big girl's blouse and then got out of there like shit off a stick...

shit off a stick by Tom W August 2, 2004