An informal competition, usually between family members or close friends, commonly following a large, hearty meal. The object of the competition is to produce the most musical and, more importantly, the most fragrantly-foul and offensive expulsions of intestinal gas known to the farting free world. A true stink-off can render the premises virtually uninhabitable for many hours after the competition. Furniture can become flammable and the methane content in the air can sometimes reach the lower explosive limit. For this reason, stink-offs should always be held with extreme caution, cigarette smoking should be discouraged, and the premises should always be well-ventilated.
I stopped by Linda and Connie's house after they returned from the International Kimchi and Korean BBQ Festival. The place stunk so badly I could barely catch my breath. You could literally cut the air with a knife. Linda and Connie must have been in the middle of a real stink-off!!
by gothictom January 25, 2011
Get the stink-off mug.A low life act that gains you little or nothing. From the phrase " That asshole would steal the stink off of shit for practice." A thief who steals not for gain, but just to steal.
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• Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.
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by Stupid Af July 5, 2021
Get the Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. mug.A sink jack- off is something most guys do at one time or another -- they beat their meat and have a cumgasm in the sink.
by USAF Cadet January 10, 2021
Get the sink jack-off mug.The term for a heavy firearm which goes "GRRAAA!!!". Its used by Australian rappers such as E#, Ay Huncho and Young6ix. Its called a Fuck-off Stick because it gives opps the message to "fuck off" when they pull up on their rivals who are armed with it.
"You'se better not think of comming over into these lands, I'm strapped with the Fuck-off Stick and I ain't afraid to empty it!"
"Oh sorry, my bad"
"Oh sorry, my bad"
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Man 2: Yeah, she’s going off the stick.
Man 2: Yeah, she’s going off the stick.
by swish the bish March 30, 2020
Get the going off the stick mug.Fast. NO idea where it comes from; I can't see shit moving too quickly off a stick, but there you go.
by Tom W August 2, 2004
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