Kitchen Rider

A Kitchen Rider is a person who wears logo clothing for a manufacture but doesn't own the product. Like a guy with a Harley Davidson t-shirt but he doesn't have a Harley or the guy with the surf clothing that never surfs.

Check out that guy with the Jack Daniels t-shirt on at an AA meeting! What a Kitchen Rider!

by Planetcontrol May 18, 2011

kitchen illiterate

A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.

Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!

by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 08, 2011

Kitchen Scratcher

An untrained, unskilled, unsafe tattoo, "artist," that works out of their kitchen. Usually a friend of a friend who, "can do tattoos cheap."

Yo! Did you see that tattoo that Todd had done!? The lines look like Morse Code and it's infected! Fucking Kevin told him to go to that Kitchen Scratcher, Joey introduced him to!

by HOTDOGVNDR2108 April 30, 2024

Kitchen Sink It

Process in which you throw everything into something, a document, a list, a box of items, etc. then sort and weed it out later.

I don't know exactly what my boss wants, so It's better to just kitchen sink it for now and figure out what to keep in and what to get rid of latter.

by Patience Q Jones February 06, 2025

Russell Alexander Kitchens

The best kitchen company in all of the land. The guy called Jack that works there is a right hottie.

Have you seen Jack that works at Russell Alexander Kitchens? He's a hottie!!

by anonymoussausagelady March 25, 2024

Natalie Kitchen

of an extent, amount, or intensity considerably above the normal or average.

That work was done with Natalie Kitchen quality.

by Florever Young December 17, 2020

Mummas Kitchen

Mummas Kitchen is an Italian restaurant in the city of Iconic. Owned by Adonis Souvlaki, it is the best restaurant in the city.

Hey! Do you want to go buy some minestrone soup from Mummas Kitchen? Yeah it’s far better then sum yung gai!

by greekygronk May 25, 2022