cum jar

a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.

one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
"hey broski, can you cum in this jar? i'm making a cum jar!"
by cyberfxngz January 02, 2024
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Cum jar

take a jar and put something in it then cum in it
Person 1 : IS THAT THE CUM JAR !?

Person 2 : yes
by JaysonTheson February 05, 2022
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Cum jar

Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise
Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 03, 2024
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Cum jar

Someone who sleeps with a lot of men and let them finish inside them
That Chantelle is always bringing men home she's such a cum jar
by Magaluf2015 July 22, 2022
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Jelly Jar

(Noun) The act of catching a know-it-all in the trap of pretending that they know what they are talking about.
I asked him to explain what a "flibberwidget" was, and he proceeded to explain it like he knew exactly what a flibberwidget was. I caught him in a Jelly Jar.
by meestamoosta April 30, 2021
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Tard jar

A short bus. A shortened school bus for special needs children.
Check out all them reerees cramming into that tard jar. What kind of shitty field trip could they be going on?
by behebojo September 13, 2022
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Penny Jar

A term used to describe urban areas with a high concentration of poor blacks
Keep away from that penny jar at night if you don't want to be mugged.
by marylincoln March 25, 2011
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