Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit

Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg

by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021

Freshman ditch day

Don’t go to school

I don’t have to go to school today it’s freshman ditch day

by Nobodyhbu December 10, 2021

ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.

That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.

by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017

Ditching

The act of licking someone’s butt hole after they go number 2 without wiping

Robbert and David where're ditching last night

by darrell jarrell July 18, 2025

D.J. Ditch

The D.J. ditch is when someone who always makes plans with you ditchs you all the time

Dude! Why did you D.J. Ditch me last night!?

My sister keeps being a D.J. Ditch...

by Kidwitt July 27, 2018

Ditch and dine

The art of ordering lobsters from kexribari and not paying

For example:
Metajouli let's go to kexribari to eat
Ok let's ditch and dine

by Lebrons third cousin May 31, 2024

epic ditch

The biggest ditch of all time.

Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.

Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.

by Magic Johnson fanboy #1 November 26, 2015