Hot Dog

It's a good damn food you dirty minded bitch. A FOOD.

Person 1: hey do you want a hot dog?
Person 2: Uhm I'm not gay
Person 1: I meant for dinner you idiot.
Person 2: Oh. OH. Oops

by Nobody cares March 26, 2023

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Hot dogs in their milk carton

An uncultured person, particularly a homeschooler, doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.

“_____ doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.”

“Well, you wouldn’t expect Kate to know - she doesn’t have all the hotdogs in her milk carton…”

by Marshal Watson March 30, 2023

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This is a sex move, so get consent. You’ll need some red and yellow dyed lube, and a bitch with an innie pussy. So you get her pants off, lay her on the bed with her legs extended into the air and bent back towards her face. This should expose her pussy lips perfectly. Then you take your dick, and put it in between her pussy lips, but not in, then you put the dyed lube on top of your dick, and slide your dick back and forth. That’s basically it.

Me: I just gave my bitch the hot dog
Friend: so she does have an innie?

Me: yep.

Friend: lucky!

by CashMoneyK420 April 3, 2023

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