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haley

Someone who thinks highly of themselves, pretends to think they are not good looking just to hear people tell them they are beautiful, gorgeous, hot, sexy, etc.. will talk shit bout others behind their backs, and thinks VERY few others are good looking.
"She must be a haley, 'cause shes one self loathing bitch"
by halllleeyyy July 2, 2009
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halfer

A form of late-night, drunken intercourse where the penis does not fully penetrate the vaginal cavity. This is usually is the result of a girl's last minute decision to discontinue intercourse.
Me: Sara, did you you sleep with Chad last night?
Sara: No...not really...I mean, I was going to, but then I felt like throwing up cause I was SO wasted. So it was just a halfer.
by Sororislut December 18, 2008
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haley

1) A small fuzzy creature that scurries amongst the bushes. Short for haleyewhoodfyjoxhnsdon. Makes noises that sound lk ewa, ewa,ewa. And is small wit a long tail and big eyes. Kinda lk a bush baby.

2) A cock gobbler.
1) Here we see a haley. It's small size helps it scurry from the furosious eMiLy. The eMiLy will have to wait its turn...

2) Haley rly lks bjs...
by monkey f*cker June 3, 2009
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Halbert

A weak warrior known to defeat very few soldiers in battle, but when you finally beat him he runs away like a sissy. Legendary camper with penis envy issues.
He talked tough, but he was just a Halbert.
by ryanlb8998 February 19, 2010
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Haleigh

a complete nasty ass fag who completely ruins everything
john: yo man lets go to the movies later

mike: no my girlfriend wants to hang out

john: oh my god what a fucking haleigh
by idfkkkk October 16, 2008
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MC HALE

A highly dangerous paedophile who gets into awkward situations with children.
Ian: I wanna fuck a teenage pussy init nigga
Gino: Fuck dat bitch
Ian: WHAT WOULD MC HALE DO
by GinoShaggedYourMaaa October 22, 2012
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Haley

The spon of evil, a plague to all who come near her. with one look! she can destroy all the self confidance that a weak person has built up with in 20 years!

Haley's usually go after hot guys who think they are creepy beyond reason. She makes them want to tear off their skin after one hug! And if the guys name starts with a J and ends with a H you know she's a SUPER Haley.

Whoever actually is friends with this guy be warned for the Haley will TORTURE you and make you want to hang yourself. She is a bitch and usually dresses like shes gong to a 60's carnival! Be warned of this evil one.
Look at that girl!??! wth is she wearing?? She is such a Haley!

OMG that poor Josiah that girl is going to kill him from insanity! She is such a Haley
by Dalala February 6, 2009
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