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Health Hurts

HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN
by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020
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mysteries make my head hurt

Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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Hurt

The thing that happens after your friends take turns punching your stomach cause they think you have abs
hey guys lets play bloody knuckles i swear it won't hurt
by "my real name" February 28, 2019
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butt-hurt-by-proxy

A viewpoint by a liberal voicing her concern on behalf of a supposed marginalized or demonized minority group.
The young, white, liberal woman was butt-hurt-by-proxy and screamed in outrage over the presumed racism when the cops arrested the felonious black man.
by Wasted Ute September 1, 2025
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My bussy hurts

When a man’s butt pussy hurts from being analy penetrated repeatedly
I got fucked so hard last night my bussy hurts
by Big Josh March 4, 2024
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Balls hurt

Balls hurt is a stament used when example your balls hurt, It first originated a couple people started to post a image of a non moving picture of yourself. After saying " Balls hurt"

also nigh's balls hurt
" Balls hurt" after the crowd laughed
by Michael china September 21, 2022
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hurted

When you don't have proper grammar and meant hurt
person1: that hurted
person2: that's not a word
by javthenohomo February 18, 2020
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